Monday 3 December - Saturday 29 December 2007

HOGWASH
A play for children aged 7 and under and their families
ALL Tickets £6

"EXCELLENT! The children loved the songs, the opportunities to join in, the costumes and the characters! " Teacher, Newcastle-upon-Tyne
"Bursting at the seams with simple good humour, all served up with infectious enthusiasm!" The Stage
"I asked my six-year-old daughter what she thought and she simply said - I LOVED IT!" Parent, Cardiff

“Attention!! Attention!! Royal Competition!
Whoever can entertain the King for three whole
minutes will become the next King or Queen!”

The King is bored and the search is on for the new ruler. Flora, Nora and Dora are three sisters who own three pigs, Grunt, Oink and Squeak. Can the sisters use the pigs to entertain the King and so win the throne?

Flora loves to cook, so she plans to make the pigs into sausages and prepare a feast for the King. Nora is an exercise fanatic. She plans to sell the pigs to Mr Gristle the butcher and with the money buy sports equipment for the King. Dora loves the pigs. Can the pigs help Dora win the competition and so escape the butcher and the sausage machine?

Suitable for families, schools, playgroups and nurseries.
Hilarious Hogwash contains all the elements that have become hallmarks of Chelsea Theatre’s Christmas show: captivating storytelling, wonderful, comic visuals, catchy songs and loads of fun participation.
Created by Monster Productions.